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I'm a recent college graduate with no real idea of what to do with the rest of my life, but doesn't that make it all the more interesting?

...... No? Not really? Damn.

This is a catch-all of things I like/think.

This is my happy place, and if you ever need to chat, I'll be here with some cheery yet cheesy and entirely cliché advice.

dogfella:

*makes an original post and checks the notes every two minutes*

peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval?

firelordzuko:

xxmyvenusdoomxx:

firelordzuko:

thepepperinyourpot:

firelordzuko:

do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see

cats*

no i meant dogs

Pretty sure you meant cats

…..no

I wish my hair would cooperate and do cute things like this
King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

image

You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

that looks disgusting like wtf the flavors don't even go together
eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder


Or both

eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder

Or both

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

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poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

that middle one can't be real would they really let a teacher wear that? it's stripper-tight