"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt…
"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."
Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
oh, him I like.
the single greatest moment of the series
I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON
This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
college in a nutshell.
It’s been 300 years, right down to the day, now the witch is back and there’s hell to pay
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP
The worst. [deathbulge]
I always take this VERY personally.