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The Doughy Dame

I'm a recent college graduate with no real idea of what to do with the rest of my life, but doesn't that make it all the more interesting? ...... No? Not really? Damn.

This is my happy place, and if you ever need to chat, I'll be here with some cheery yet cheesy and entirely cliché advice. Not really active in any fandoms. I just observe and reblog from the sidelines, and my interests change constantly. You've been warned.

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

theninthgeneral:

Why is the rum gone?

(Source: tonysassy and ewsteverogers)

goth1989:

wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card 

lipstickandlagoons said: Hello, I'm working on a project, I'm trying to get people to tell me a story, something about their life that stood out for them. It can be something happy, or sad, or simply profound. They theme is about being remembered. If you have the time, I’d really appreciate if you typed out a story of yours, it can be as long or short as you like. My dream is to one day maybe have enough stories to make a book, all with anonymous entries. If you helped I’d be very grateful.

hodorhodorhodooor:

Hodor.

Hodor hodorhodor, hodor. Hodor, hodorhodorhodor, hodor hodor - HODOR! Hodor… HODORHODOR! Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor.

shadowstiles:

is it a special hug just for special people?

In the flesh

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

raymukada:

disability fest — jem walker (in the flesh)

"I’m not a coward."

In the flesh
dangruchy:

"I don’t drink. I used to drink, and then I drank too much, and I had to stop. That surprises a lot of audiences. I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I just look like I was sitting in a room in a chair, eating saltines for like, twenty eight years.”

dangruchy:

"I don’t drink. I used to drink, and then I drank too much, and I had to stop. That surprises a lot of audiences. I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I just look like I was sitting in a room in a chair, eating saltines for like, twenty eight years.”

john mulaney

benot-may:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

I was totally a spy

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liouis:

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep